Contessa Knows... Men / Women
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Contessa speaks directly and deliberately, with her quick wit as biting as some of her remarks. However colorful her reflections may be, she is the voice of reality that we all need to chat with now and again. So grab that cup o’ coffee or tea, get nestled in your favorite chair and spend a little quality time with Contessa. Open your mind and let her in while you find your way to becoming a better partner.
To quote Contessa herself: “Quality must first manifest itself within our own person before we can expect to find and experience it in others.â€
Enjoy!
Here are a couple sample quotes from the book!
Contessa Knows Women...
1. A Contessa walks with her shoulders back and her head held high. Know where you're going, but never forget where you've been!
2. Contessa Knows sarcasm is a gift, and should be given on a regularl basis!
3. A Contessa's breath is always fresh enough for a kiss...in fact, all her nooks and cranny's are always fresh enough for a kiss.
4. A Contessa never goes to bed looking like a frump...she is always powdered, pressed and curled.
5. Speak with confidence...say what you mean and mean what you say.
6. A Contessa knows "change" is not a four letter word...the only one who can change a negative situation for you, is you.
7. A Contessa is comfortable in her own skin and keeps it soft enough for her man to feel good in it too!
Contessa Knows Men...
1. Make sure your breath is fresh and ready for action. Love the skin you're in and make sure it can handle your action!
2. Don’t try to shove sports down a Contessa’s throat while there’s plenty of other things she’d rather swallow!
3. When you’re out with a Contessa, you focus on a Contessa! She’s the only one you took out on this date and she’s the only one you should be paying attention to.
4. A Contessa never chastises her man in public. There’s no need to show the world how big your own balls are by castrating your man of his.
5. The only answer is..."Baby, your ass isn't fat, it's HOT!"
6. Want to stop an argument with a Contessa? Plant a big, wet, juicy kiss on her; it's hard to argue with a tongue in your mouth.
